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BUSH TO BRIEFLY HAND OVER POWER TO CHENEY ON SATURDAY DURING COLONOSCOPY.. Would someone please tell me why this is breaking news? I mean really, come on! How could a doctor possible screw this up so bad that the presidents best solution is to turn over power to Dick. But what a great headline story that would make. President dead, after routine anus probe, turns power over to Dick. Anything bigger than a fist, and less loving than a dildo has no place being near to back door. And what kind of conversation do you think would take place between the doctor and the president during an anal probe?? I mean do your really want to be talking about politics while some guy probing your anus??

Public Comments

1. That would be an interesting conversation!
2. It sure beats all the Britney and Paris stories, dont you think?